CHICAGO — Nude celebrity site MrMan.com has tallied up the 10 hottest men from among this year’s crop of Emmy nominees and their sexiest flesh-baring scenes.
“The 71st Primetime Emmy Awards will take place this Sunday, September 20, and in celebration, MrMan has ranked the 2020 nominees according to their best nude scenes,” a rep explained. “Some stripped down in their Emmy-nominated role (like Yahya Abdul-Mateen II in “Watchmen”) while others appeared nude in other works (Brad Pitt didn’t deliver an X-rated Dr. Fauci, but he did once show some skin in “Twelve Monkeys”).
The “nomi-nudes” include Dylan McDermott (No. 10), Chiwetel Ejiofor (No. 9), Andrew Scott (No. 8), Dev Patel (No. 7) and Jason Bateman (No. 6).
The fifth slot goes to Emmy nominee Hugh Jackman. “Hugh has given us an education in ‘man-atomy’ throughout his career,” the rep enthused. “See his ass in three separate ‘X-Men’ movies as well as the rom-com ‘Someone Like You.’ Your balls will be the Hugh of blue.”
Brad Pitt takes No. 4 slot, said the rep, for his “epic legacy of ‘dudity’ in movies like ‘Twelve Monkeys,’ ‘Troy’ and ‘Thelma & Louise,'” while Adam Driver ranks at No. 3. “Adam drove us wild with his seemingly countless nude appearances on the hit HBO series ‘Girls.’ We even get to watch as he furiously masturbates in front of Lena Dunham! Hmm, wonder if we can find him on KyloRentBoy.com.”
The No. 2 slot was awarded to Mark Ruffalo. “Mark ‘ruffaloed’ our feathers on the series ‘I Know This Much Is True’ — garnering an Outstanding Lead Actor in a Limited Series or Movie Emmy nom in the process,” noted the rep. “We see his penis and hot au naturel bush here, but true Ruffalo stans will remember his other frontal scenes in ‘XX/XY’ and ‘In the Cut,’ and his gay moments with Matt Bomer in ‘The Normal Heart.’ We’re so proud of our daddy.”
The Emmy nominee who claimed the No. 1 spot was “Watchmen” star Yahya Abdul Mateen II.
“The Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Limited Series or Movie nominee already won the ‘Manatomy Award’ for Best I Just Blue Myself, and once you see his beautiful bulbous blue binkie, you’ll understand why,” the rep observed. “Watch this man? Don’t mind if we do.”
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