Pipedream Debuts 'Milk Me Silly' Mega-Masturbator

WEST HILLS, Calif. — Shipping now from Pipedream Products’ Midwest and European distribution centers is the Milk Me Silly Mega-Masturbator, which is plug-in powered and features dual gyrating roller massagers engulfed in over 20 pounds of Fanta Flesh TPE.

“With loyal FMS fans eagerly awaiting the next-generation Fuck Me Silly, Pipedream engineers were hard at work designing an ultra-strong gyrating, plug-in powered life-size version of their legendary RD174 Fuck Me Silly Mega-Masturbator,” the company said.

“Until now, the only vibrating option guys had for Pipedream’s life-size, realistic Mega-Masturbators was a tiny, AA-powered bullet buried into the backside of the full-size fuck toy. The Milk Me Silly is not just a twerking bubble butt and it’s definitely not just for show — it’s a super-sneaky, multi-functional fuck machine built inside of a full-size Fuck Me Silly.”

To see a video of the Milk Me Silly in action, click here.

All RD535 Milk Me Sillys are backed by PDX Elite’s 90-day limited warranty and come packaged in PDX Elite’s corrugated boxes with a carrying handle.

Available in single case counts, the Milk Me Sillys are now in stock. To place an order, contact a preferred PD sales representative or email marketing@pipedreamproducts.com.

For more information, visit PipedreamProducts.com.